Vagina Rock / Vagina Stone Natural Oddity and Treasure An item of Popular Culture and a Rock. A Pop Rock ?? Start Price USD 169,000.00 Current Price USD 169,000.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Thursday, August 28, 2008 End Time Sunday, September 07, 2008 Location Tucson, Arizona See more about 'Vagina Rock / Vagina Stone Natural Oddity and Treasure' Description Vagina Rock / Vagina Stone Natural Oddity and Treasure An item of Popular Culture and a Rock. A Pop Rock if you will? -Item is what it is. No warranties expressed or implied! -Auction open to US bidders only. -I can personally deliver item to the winning bidder in the lower 48 states, or per arrangements as agreed upon. -A down payment of 15% via PayPal due within 24hrs of close of auction or bid will be cancelled. Remainder to be paid via Certified verifiable funds upon delivery. - May consider trade for an image of Jimi Hendrix rusted into the hood of a Lamborghini. (vehicle must be complete) Item description: Up for auction is stone with a rather unique natural attribute. Which is to say it appears to have a gender! Some would call it a Vagina Rock, and might ask an amazing sum of money for it. We prefer to think of this compact version as a Vagina Stone and we are asking a somewhat smaller but equally amazing sum of money for it. It is not a gemstone, but it is certainly a "Gem" of a stone. We feel it is no less rare or precious than any of natures other natural wonders. It would certainly draw attention equal to that of a comparably sized gemstone if worn in public. Obviously, this is not something everyone would want, or can afford, but for the right person or organization this is an opportunity to acquire a rare piece with the simplest of terms. The uses and conversational value are simply unlimited to a person of vision, imagination, or inebriation. More sacreligious than Jesus Toast but not quite as tasty (we checked). The stone itself is Palm sized with gender on one side only (the back is smooth). It could easily be carried in one's pocket but might be difficult to explain during a security search. Also, one should refrain from continually checking it's "smoothness". It is more rock than a Justin Timberlake album and more Vagina than Ru Paul. There are no reports of this stone bringing either good or bad luck, however we strongly believe that this is about to change (for us). No one in our family has ever died in possesion of this stone. It has been in the seller's family for the last 30 yrs or so. Who knew we had such treasures stashed away? We will soon be raiding closets and digging up Uncle Wilbur's grave in the back yard to see what other amazing finds we might come up with. (our hamster was named Uncle Wilber we're not that desperate yet) Check back on my auctions often! Disclaimer: This is NOT William Shatner's kidney stone! We have no evidence of, nor do we purport this to be, fossilized remains of Eve, Madonna, Liza Minnelli, Elizabeth Taylor, Joan Rivers, a Raptor, or any other living being extinct or otherwise!!! Vagina's Rock!!! Be sure to ask any questions you may have prior to bidding. Please see my other auctions for more interesting items! On Sep-05-08 at 07:39:20 PDT, seller added the following information: UPDATE: (9/5/08) We are trying to work out details to get The Vagina Stone a home on the worldwide web so that those who have not yet had a chance can visit and gaze upon her wonder. Please watch www.vaginastone.com in the next few weeks for updates. And be sure to share the link with your freinds The Vagina Stone has graciously agreed to possibly answer a few select questions from fans as well as provide advice based on her thousands of years of knowledge. We've also noted that people list domain names for phenomonal sums of money as well. In keeping with our policy to outgreed anyone on ebay we'll throw in the domain name as a Final Day bonus if you purchase the Vagina Stone! Yea, we thought it was a pretty incredible offer as well. Thanx again for visiting! Place a Bid!

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